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I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think...– Kurt Vonnegut
I will not miss Lollapalooza this year.
(via toycunt) Me neither.
Orange Slice Jello Shots
Ingredients: * 2 x oranges * 1 packet Orange-flavored Jello * 8 oz (1/2 cup) Vodka (Burnettes orange is actually cheap and good) Directions: Orange Slice Jello Shots 1. Slice oranges in half. Using a spoon, scoop out all the flesh and divider pith. Reserve. 2. In a medium bowl, add Jello and 1/2 cup boiling water. When Jello has dissolved, add vodka. Pour liquid Jello into orange halves....
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Six Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first ‘truth’, will try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You are smiling now because you’re an idiot. 5. You will soon forward this to another idiot. 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face. You hang in there sunshine, you’re special.